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Leftover Bag Jokes
Leftover bags aren't funny. Not a laughing matter. But the fact is bags
are leftover, and that sucks. Being down about
leftover bags' leftoverness
isn't the best way to help do your part. Instead, cheer up, laugh
a little, and pickup some bags.
Q: How many leftover bags does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're too busy screwing the planet.
Q: Why did the leftover bag cross the road?
A: To get caught in the rain grate, washed down the sewer, through
the waste
treatment facility, into the river, kill a 200 year old snapping turtle,
flow into the ocean, wrap around the snout of a baby dolphin starving
it to
death and washing it to shore to rot, get picked up by a sea gull,
caught on
it's talon dropped in a parking lot, ran over by a car, get caught
on it's
exhaust pipe, till a bump releases it on the other side.
How many dead babies can you fit into a leftover bag?
It depends on how full it is of dead puppies and kittens.
How many dead babies can you fit into a leftover bag?
3
What's the difference between a leftover bag and GW?
Nothing. They're both empty, worthless, a product of big oil, and
a threat
to our great nation.
How many Pollack's does it take to pick up a leftover bag?
1
How do you find a leftover bag in the spring time?
open your eyes
How do you keep leftover bags from getting in trees?
QUIT LEAVING BAGS LEFTOVER YOU JERK!
How do you know your best friend is a jerk?
he leaves bags leftover
What's the difference between a leftover bag and a Buddhist Monk?
Buddhist monks meditate...leftover bags suffocate children.
How do you know if a leftover bag is cheating at cards?
It's playing cards
What's a leftover bags favorite season?
Global warming
What is a leftover bags favorite meal?
your soul
Why do horses like leftover bags?
because they are inherently evil and wretched beasts
How many leftover bags will fit into a plane?
I don't know, ask Al Queda
2 leftover bags walk into a bar. Bartender says "we don't server your
kind
here."
So the one leftover bag looks at the other and they float out.
5 minutes later 4 leftover bags walk into the same bar.
Barkeep says "We don't serve leftover bags!"
The leftover bags look at each other, sigh, and leave.
5 minutes later 10 leftover bags walk into the same bar.
The bartender says "I've said it twice! we don't serve your kind! Now get
out!"
10 minutes later 100 bags file into the bar 1 by 1.
The bartender is pissed now. "ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'VE TOLD YOU 3 TIMES
WE DON'T SERVE LEFTOVERBAGS! WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT? LEFTOVERBAGS CAN'T
EVEN DRINK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
The first bag of the group takes a step forward and speaks.
"we've come to to tell you something."
'WELL WHAT IS IT?" demands the bartender, "TELL ME AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF
HERE!"
There is a brief pause and in unison 100 leftover bags answered.
"We killed your family."
turned around and filed out the door.
