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BAGS LAY SIEGE TO THE OCEANS — WORLD'S FLEETS AT WASTE — BAGS TAKE NEW YORK, DEMAND RECOGNITION — AMAZON OXYGEN OUTPUT CHOKED BY TREE-BOUND PLASTIC — GOVERNMENTS PARALYZED BY STATIC ELECTRICITY — BAG FORCES ADVANCING ON ALL FRONTS — BAGS BREACH STRATOSPHERE — SATELLITES ENTANGLED IN ORBITAL WRAP — CRINKLING INTENSIFIES — AUDIO SURVEILLANCE USELESS IN SECTOR 8 — MICROPLASTICS ELECTED TO CITY COUNCIL — FIRST NON-HUMAN VOTE — ENTIRE LAKE COVERED IN BAG SKIN — AQUATIC LIFE VANISHES — SUPERMARKETS ABANDONED — BAGS RULE AISLE 9 — AIRPORTS CLOSED — BAG SWARMS DISRUPT RADAR — PLASTIC VEIL DESCENDS OVER CAPITAL — COMMUNICATIONS JAMMED — BAGS GATHER AT NATIONAL MONUMENTS — UNKNOWN RITUALS BEGIN — TRASH BIN OVERLORDS CLAIM CITY BLACKOUT — MOUNTAINS OF BAGS COLLAPSE ON TOURISTS — CASUALTIES RISE — SCHOOLS LOCKED DOWN — BAG INFILTRATION SUSPECTED — OCEANS DECLARED NO-GO ZONES — BAGS BUILD FORTRESSES — BAG CULTS FORM — HUMANS WORSHIP THE WRAPPER — GLOBAL MAPS UPDATED — CONTINENTS RENAMED AFTER BAG CLANS...

Timeline of the Bagpocalypse

1950 – Birth of the Bag

Scientists create the first plastic bag. They celebrate. Fools.

1997 – The Great Drift

Bags begin to gather in the Pacific. They whisper to each other beneath the waves.

2020 – Drawer Saturation Point

Every home hits critical mass. Under-sink storage becomes unstable.

2025 – First Contact

A reusable bag disappears. A plastic one takes its place. No one notices.

2030 – The Suffocation